From our tales of the bizarre comes a new story. One of which a notary had to notarize someone’s blood for authenticity.
Wait, Did You Say Notarizing Someone’s Blood
This is already the talk of the skate board industry. Skating legend Tony Hawk had blood removed so it can be added to paint. The paint would be used on a limited line of skateboards.
Those skateboards would then be sold at a high price to collectors of skateboards, as well as fans of bloody things.
We imagine the conversation went like this:
- Collect blood
- Mix blood into paint
- Paint neat designs with said blood.
And at the end of the day, they needed a notary to certify the blood was authentic, and not some blood from someone pretending to be Tony Hawk.
But the real question is:
Did the notary ask for Tony’s signature in blood for their kid’s wall? We kid, we kid.
It is All for a Good Cause
If we can get serious for a moment.
This limited edition of one hundred skateboards helps a couple of charities, not the new vampire skateboarding team.
100 of the fully notarized and bloody skateboards will be sold for $500 apiece.
And that is the story of person who was notarizing someone’s blood.